Weird Stu and Cousin

For starters, I was riding bikes on a blue breakfast morning, riding right past a dirt road onramp, when I noticed my friend Stu's Subaru.  I guess it noticed me too, because we both swirled around in the road to meet up with each other.  "What are you doing here?" I asked, looking around at the southern Utah escape landscape around us.  He showed me these really well done brochures he had.  There were about four of them, and each one was a step in escaping from where you live.  One said "RELOCATE," another said "HIBERNATE."  I looked inside the relocate one, and it had maps of southern Utah and land you could relocate to.  I said, "Man, every one of these has a horse track on it."  "Yup."  

Somehow, I woke up the next morning in my cousin Jeremy's place in the same neck of the woods.  Only Jeremy was married to a different person, Rachel, who in real life is on a mission in Mongolia.  Anyway, Jeremy was somehow wearing a bra, and Rachel had really hairy legs.  I remember thinking, "Jeremy must love her a LOT."  

I also spilled popcorn all over my friend's car, and spent an inordinate amount of dream time picking up each piece, because you don't want to leave a dream scene messy!