Basketball

I love when I have sports dreams. Though I feel I could be quite athletic under the right conditions, I played zero high school sports, and athletics were not valued highly in our house. So when I dream of playing sports, it's always a pleasure. It'd be like a football guy dreaming that he was a famous scientist.

I dreamed that I was shooting hoops for fun. I started jumping with the ball, and I would try to jump really high. Pretty soon I was jumping from half court. It turns out that when you jump from that far away, you have to aim before you jump, because you can't switch directions in mid air. Before long, I could dunk from half court. Later, the college team came in to play their game, and the coach put me on the team. I kept hoping they wouldn't put me in to play, because they'd find out I can't actually play well.